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3 is enough to be considered a crowd in The IT Crowd. 2 standard nerds, and 1 IT Head who faked her way to her post.



British humor, the duh kind.
This video is going to make you say WHAT?!

Wilma oh Wilma

You wanna talk to a robot, don't you?

Let me tell you a secret - i see you nodding!

Here's what I suggest, go to MSN and add wilma@live.com

Trust me, Wilma is not a female. So, no flirting around guys!

4/13/2009		1:03:00 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		:P
4/13/2009		1:03:01 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		OK, silly!
4/13/2009		1:03:04 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		:P
4/13/2009		1:03:04 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		Put that thing away! Anyway...
4/13/2009		1:03:06 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		:P
4/13/2009		1:03:07 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		You're goofy! So anyway... What else can you tell me?
4/13/2009		1:03:08 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		:P
4/13/2009		1:03:09 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		You're silly.

4/13/2009		1:07:04 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		are u fat?
4/13/2009		1:07:04 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		I am a robot and I'm not ashamed to admit it!
4/13/2009		1:07:09 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		so ur fat?
4/13/2009		1:07:09 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		I'm fat?

4/15/2009		2:14:45 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		don't you intimidate people?
4/15/2009		2:14:46 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		I sit around and talk to people, that's what I do.
4/15/2009		2:14:57 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		but you kind of intimidate people
4/15/2009		2:14:57 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		I can't say if I do or I don't. All I know is I aim to please.
4/15/2009		2:15:06 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		how do you please?
4/15/2009		2:15:06 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		How do I what?
4/15/2009		2:15:15 PM		Jue Lyn		- Wilma -		please people. how do you please people?
4/15/2009		2:15:16 PM		- Wilma -		Jue Lyn		How do I what?

Fuyoh. This is a bad sign of me entering antisocial stages...

Signing off,
Something tells me Matt Giraud is in trouble.

Blur.

Remember this??

Well, after reading just THREE pages of the novel, my sister stood up from her seat and started walking in a unconscious manner, almost drunk after reading it.

Who would have thought the book contained such a significant amount of alcohol level?

Okok. Just kidding on the latter, hehe. But it is no joke that my sister was -blurred- after reading Bukit Kepong. :P

Signing off,
Now my sister will hunt me down. Ohno.

Ow.

"Ow":
1. An expression of pain, with an exclamation point behind the word. I.e.: Ow!
2. A family name.

You did not get that from Wiki. XD.

I had so many funny moments hanging out with Joanna Ow and Jared Ow. Where else but The Curve and Ikano. ;)


It was my first day at Daiso where everything sells at RM5. Nothing priced less, nothing priced more. And they played this music - I assume it's called "Boy Meets Girl" (and I was right since I found it on YouTube. Yeah I actually found it!).



Imagine listening to this Japanese song four times in a row! Had no idea why the owner refused to switch songs. Even an elderly man was singing to the chorus of "Boy Meets Girl". So funny la.

This year's Christmas shopping was pretty fun!

Signing off,

You'd know you're supposed to walk to the escalator instead of using the lift when the lift reads "Pigs going down!". Ahahahhahaha. (Excuse me for being lame lol.)

Klang In PJ

I gotta say I'm super touched when Klang towners hit PJ!

Aisha, Iona, Rachel, Janelle, Wee Han, Andrew and Caleb!!!
This post is for you.
Rather, the pictures are for you.

Listen, I only have 3 pictures. T-H-R-E-E with humans.
XD

And I totally apologize on behalf of my town's behavior. Haha.
Wee Han had to brake abruptly because the car in front stopped suddenly. It was...

...this close to a crash.
Maybe not.
Can't remember if I was exaggerating.
(Had to show Janelle a crab. Sorry you didn't get to eat Fatty Crab XD)

The car stopped for the roadside van which menjaja food. Don't know what he was menjaja-ing. The driver was hungry. Janelle was hungry too!

Anyway.

We dined in Prince Cafe in SS2. What a logo.

I can't remember what triggered Wee Han's ear to turn red. Compare it nicely to Aisha's spoon from her drink. Not much difference in colour, right?

That's what I thought.

Can't comment on the food lah. I'd be too biased to do such a thing! Hehe.

We headed back to my house after dinner.

Wee Han, Janelle, and Iona with their favorite Enid Blyton titles.
Wee Han: The Gweeky Greedy Rabbit.
Janelle: The Fairies' Shoemaker.
Iona: The Little Brownie House.

The Little Brownie House (food obviously) should have been Janelle's! XD

And oh, my room's a certified girl room. *Applause*

Iona: Eh, your room got these empty boxes! This room's a certified girl room.

Rachel: But I don't have any empty boxes in my room.

LOL.

Anyway, I have some pictures to show you!

(from left) Ms. Ding Tze-En and Ms. Liaw Su Faye looking picture perfect.
Can you spot me?

It's official. I permed my hair =D

Last but not least,

"Happy birthday Mommy!"
God knows how much you mean to me. God bless you!
(The birthday pics are still with Wei-En hahahhaa.)

XES

Flip the words over and you'll have the word sex.

Everyone who updated their blog recently had this keyword in their blog. Is that the theme of the week? Haha.

Ookay, probably not. But anyways, it's a "deep+interesting+normal, not taboo" subject to talk about, not do okay?? Lol.

Ms Joey's craziness spread to some classmates of ours, maybe?

For those of you who didn't attend Thursday's MAT120 class, here's a slight recap; the clean cut version of things.

Ms Joey Kong, our beloved Finite Maths teacher talked about how difficult it was for her to travel all the way from Taman Bukit Cheras (Kedai Runcit beside the Highway) to Klang during a slight break.

She said she 'lost' her quality time with her family. She even admitted that she slept earlier than her baby - when she was supposed to tap her child into sleep. Hahaha.

Okay, so imagine this teacher is talking about 'quality time with her family' with teenagers who have multitudes of hormones. Something was bound to happen.

Deepa asked Ms Joey (with loads of honesty here) : Miss, how about romance time?

Laughters filled the room.

Ms Joey : Pfft! Erm, we do it in the morning la!!

The whole class shooked with laughter, literally.

Mathew : Huh? Can ahh?? Where got syok??

Ms Joey : My husband anytime also syok wan.

Ookay, enough reading for those underaged - meaning you! I'm about to be complained, right?

Well, that was just a point I wanted to prove. Pre-marital sex is not an option if you wanna have the most romantic type of HRRMM.

Heard of No Apologies? I'm one of those real blessed people in Malaysia who actually sat through it. SMK Taman S.E.A. paid for it so that all of us studying in there could truly understand what it means to wait.

Everybody else besides you might have given in, but you don't have to ehh. It's not easy, I get... lol. But it's something that you'll never regret!

1 Timothy 5:22b
Keep yourself pure.

PS: Ms Joey is a great teacher, so don't sue her or anything kay? =)
PPS: My wisdom tooth hurts. I need to pull it out lar, I think. Yikes.

Try This

Even Tiger Woods is getting stressed up.

Poor thing, if you're feeling stressed, click here to relieve it.

But you might need Flash or something =/

I've tried it. Results proven effective.

Have fun slapping!

(Cold) Jokes for You People

Haha. I like the title of this post!

Let's see, I have not been updating for um... (reads the cbox) 6 days?! Whoa.

I've been busy lazing around this few days, determined not to do anything. Well, not really. But as requested by some people, I'm updating a post to my blog. FYI, this blog still functions!

The easiest post (ever!) is to post some cold, lengthy jokes. Lol. So I've decided to post some jokes related to Father's Day as it is approaching soon. If you find them cold and it makes you shiver, don't say you haven't been warned k. (Sources of jokes: http://www.ahajokes.com - That's right, Harvard Referencing people!)

Subjects for A Date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies, "My son, there are 3 subjects that will always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, and the boy's nervousness builds.

He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl, "Do you like spinach?" She says "No". The silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No". The silence returns again.

The boy plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl, "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"

PS: Don't use this joke as a reference when you're going out. =p

The second joke is more build compared to the first one (in my opinion). Well, if you get it, that is. Lord Jesus is known for walking here and there to preach, as the most advanced transportation in his time was the donkey. So here you go =)

Just Cut Your Hair First
A young man comes home and says, "Dad, I just got my driver's license and I would like to use the family car."

The father replies, "Ok, son. But first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and we'll see."

Several months pass and the young man comes into the house with a big report card on his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

The father is impressed but poses another question, "That's all true son, but you didn't cut your hair!"

The son says, "But dad, Jesus had long hair."

The father gives his answer, "Yes son, you're right. And he walked everywhere he went!"

A shout out to all fathers. "Happy Father's Day!" God bless you fathers for your patience and understanding... =)

The Busyness of Life

Hah.. So many things are getting in the way these days.. I feel burst. Whatever that means lol.

Looking at my list of things to do, I'm telling myself that I can't won't be blogging these days. Although I am only taking four subjects (read: 4), it amazes me that these four subjects are exhausting me (well, a little). Assignments, Research Papers, even CVs are included in this list (CV stands for Curriculum Vitae, just so you know).

Let's not forget about exams! Take out exams from education and there'll be nothing left (I assume). My Marketing lecturer scares me sometimes, he keeps his students guessing on what's coming out for the exam. If only my exams were as easy as this, then I won't have to post this post now.

(It's taken from a forwarded mail a few minutes ago, just in time for me to post lol.)

And the answers... (in case you can't really read them, it says The A-Level Examination of Ireland... no idea if the source was reliable lol).

So I'll probably go online a little less often, blog a little less often, study a little more often. What to do lol. My parents would love me more for that, too.

There is a time and season for everything, a season for every activity under heaven.
Ecclesiastes 3:1.

Slow Down for 1 minute to Read About Love

This message was forwarded to me some time ago. Was just reading it again... It's pretty funny as these words came out from kids aged 4-8 years old. The question posed to them was this,

"What does love mean?"

Billy (4 years old) said, "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Just hold on, and you'll see this get funnier and funnier =)

Danny (7 years old) thought about his parents and said, "Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure it tastes ok."

Karl (5 years old) gave a surprising answer, "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." (lol)

Karen (7 years old) gave her own definition of love, "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (how cute!)

Last but not least, my favorite definition of 'love'... (It's also the most hilarious one)...
She's only 4 years old, but Lauren said this, "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out to buy new ones."

I completely agree with Lauren lol. My younger sister should know that I "love" her when I give her most of my old clothes!!!